Original short scene written by Minekura-sensei. A short conversation between Gojyo & Hakkai. Available on Saiyuki Vocal Album. 1. The scene was written in place of Akira Ishida's (Hakkai's Seiyuu) song, because Akira-san does not sing.
Brnbnbnbnnbn - The sound of Jeep’s engine.
Gojyo and Hakkai relax inside Jeep, stopped on the outskirts of town.
[Gojyo]: Hey, what time is it?
[Hakkai]: 1:30. . . . . . . My those two are late.
[Gojyo]: Sheesh. And just who was it who said “We’re leaving at 1 so assemble at the outskirts. If you’re late I’ll kill you.” (<- mimicking Sanzo’s voice)
[Hakkai]: I wonder if something happened.
[Gojyo]: If something happened, those two can take care of themselves.
[Hakkai]: Well, that is true.
Pi-hyorororo. A bird flies by overhead.
[Gojyo]: (yawns) . . . . . . . . . . . . Maybe they won’t show.
[Hakkai]: If they don’t, I wonder what we should do.
[Gojyo]: If they don’t show? Let’s see. . . . . . Well, there’ll be no reason to keep traveling. Maybe I’ll just settle down around here?
[Hakkai]: You won’t return to the town we were in before?
[Gojyo]: Nah, that’s a pain. I don’t have any attachments there or nothing.
[Hakkai]: There is that.
[Gojyo]: What would you do?
[Hakkai]: Me? Hmm . . . . . .In any case, I’d like to continue on to our destination; I want to taste the feeling of completing this excursion, but. . .
[Hakkai]: I suppose that’s impossible as well.
[Gojyo]: How come?
[Hakkai]: If Sanzo doesn’t come back, we won’t have the Gold Card either.
[Gojyo]: Practical, ain’t you.
[Hakkai]: Perhaps I’ll go to Aviva computer school and get my certification. . .
[Gojyo]: . . . . . . Really practical, ain’t you.
As Gojyo plays with his lighter, flicking it on and off.
[Gojyo]: . . . . . . . . . Hey. (lights a cigarette)
[Gojyo]: (takes a drag, blows it out) . . . Nah, nevermind. It’s nothing.
[Hakkai]: Alright, then I won’t ask.
[Hakkai]: . . . the reason you’re on a journey like this, things like that.
[Gojyo]: . . . . . . (grinning) Like, now of all times?
[Hakkai]: (smiling) Like, now of all times.
[Gojyo]: No plans, just plain ol’ living ain’t bad either.
[Hakkai]: No, it isn’t.
[Gojyo]: (notices) -----Ah. Speak of the devil. The idiot and the sourpuss combo’re headed this way.
[Hakkai]: Ahahaha, Gojyo, you shouldn’t say such true things.
[Gojyo]: Oh, they’re running!
[Hakkai]: It looks like today will be fun, too.
[Gojyo]: (to the distance) Heey, you’re late! We’re gonna leave you behind!!
The following is spoken as though an adlibbed conversation between the 4, and fades out
[Goku]: (runs up panting) Sorry, sorry!
[Gojyo]: You made a mess of something again, didn’t you stupid monkey.
[Goku]: I didn’t!! There were all sorts of troubles!
[Hakkai]: Ahaha, your clothes are a mess. You must have had a hard time of things.
[Sanzo]: Let’s go. Hakkai, drive.
[Gojyo]: What’s with that attitude? You’re the one who was late!
. . . . . . . . . . . (Fade Out)